The Discordian Hot Dog

H0T D09S

As all faithful Discordians know, there has long been a prohibition on the
consumption of hot dog buns. This dates back to at least the Fifth Year of The
Caterpillar when the hermit Apostle Zarathud first found the FIVE
COMMANDMENTS carved in gilded stone while building a sun deck for his cave.
The exact wording of the pertinent commandment is:

A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our 

Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

— Commandment IV of the PENTABARF              

This can be problematic for lovers of hot dogs, but at long last, I believe I
have found the perfect solution: all you need do is put the frankfurt through a
bagel.